Show Notes
Welcome to Thursday’s dose of audio turbulence. In this episode of the Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen breaks down the reality distortion of “special editions,” “enterprise packages,” and overpriced consulting deals—because nothing says system dysfunction like a $1,000 per employee subscription.
From billion-year oxygen countdowns to Mission Impossible popcorn buckets (yes, really), we navigate everything from planetary doom to consulting room scams. Jay also reflects on the Steve Rae interview, the ongoing energy from Banff, and how sometimes “the system update” is just a revenue scheme with a rebranded sticker.
💥 Bonus: We talk tariffs, techno, and twisted training fees.
🎧 Featured Music: Artist Name: V. Christie Song Name: Lisboa License #: 8023486405
As always, it's not a manual. It's a transmission.
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