Show Notes
It’s Freeform Friday on The Rated R Safety Show—so buckle up.
From the absurd to the serious, today’s episode is a no-holds-barred rundown of news, culture, and raw commentary that only Jay Allen can deliver. We dive into everything from the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, bizarre squirrel infestations, shady boardroom romances caught on the big screen at a Coldplay concert, to more global headlines and real-world weirdness.
As always, expect feature stories from around the globe, rants about corporate nonsense, a splash of safety insights, and just enough chaos to keep it interesting. Oh, and yeah—someone might be watching you at a concert too.
Brought to you by Safety FM and powered by brutal honesty, unexpected tangents, and a stream of caffeine. Don’t forget to check out the Signal Transmission Trilogy for a deeper dive into the distortion you’ve been living in.
🎧 Listener discretion is advised. It’s Rated R for a reason.
Music License
Artist Name: Saints of Valory
Song Name: RATTLE MY CAGE
License #: 0460606809
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