On this post–spring break return, Jay Allen dives into the deep end of uncertainty—politics, safety, and even your DNA data. From Pope Francis’ recovery to the shutdown at Heathrow, celebrity news, and the unfolding saga of 23andMe, no topic is off limits. Plus, a heartfelt main story explores how we navigate chaos and change when the future feels like a coin toss. Throw in some commentary on the absurd cost of the rumored foldable iPhone, and yeah… welcome back to The Rated R Safety Show. Raw, real, and just a little unhinged—like always. Featured Song: “Times New Roman” by Sean McVerry License #: 6257305548