Show Notes

It’s Free Form Friday—and that means nothing is off the table. From digital dumpster fires to pepperoni caviar, Jay Allen dives headfirst into the weirdest corners of the multiverse.

On today’s Rated R Safety Show: 🧨 A Weezer wife’s wild ride 📦 A man steals a U-Haul—with people still inside 🧴 Portland’s peculiar pee problem 📉 Stock market nosedives and global tariff tension 🎬 Plus: Coachella, creepy dating app plotlines, and a deep dive into Pizza Hut’s new meat-bead marketing

Oh, and we finally play FIGHTING by Saints of Valory—because some days you just need a solid anthem. (🎵 License #: 9988872107)

Forget the script. This is your multiverse. This is Free Form Friday.

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