From haunted openings to headline chaos, today’s episode of the Rated R Safety Show dives straight into the multiverse of weird. Jay Allen covers everything from New Orleans jailbreaks to Elizabeth Holmes’ possible biotech reboot, AI datacenters pulling nuclear-level power, and the Pope’s spin in a topless Popemobile.

Plus: a Rubik’s Cube robot that moves faster than a blink, Katy Perry’s Vegas ghost town, and a main story that asks—are you building something real or just following the latest rebrand trend?

🔦 Because when the lights go out… who’s actually guiding the system?

🎧 Featured Track: Artist Name: MĪKEL Song Name: Lights Go Out License #: 3791936993

As always, it’s not a manual. It’s a transmission.