Show Notes

Welcome to Thursday, March 12, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you another unfiltered look at the multiverse.

Here is what is making headlines today:


  • Middle East Energy Fallout: The conflict in Iran is dramatically reshaping the global energy landscape. Two tankers are currently on fire off the coast of Iraq following an Iranian attack, causing Iraqi officials to pause port operations. Oil prices have leaped above $100 a barrel. In India, the government has reduced the supply of natural gas to commercial industries to prioritize households, leaving restaurants and hotels facing the risk of closure.


  • The Intelligence Debate: Sir John Sawers, former chief of the British Intelligence Service MI6, expressed doubt regarding President Trump's strategy in Iran and whether the President is fully engaging with daily intelligence briefings.


  • The West Coast Threat: The FBI has warned law enforcement in California about intelligence suggesting Iran is considering launching unmanned aerial vehicles from vessels positioned off the U.S. coastline as retaliation.


  • The Elementary School Strike: A preliminary U.S. military investigation concluded that an American missile strike on February 28th mistakenly hit an elementary school in Iran, killing about 175 people, mostly children. Investigators say U.S. Central Command relied on outdated Defense Intelligence Agency information that still listed the building as a military base.


  • The Priest and the Baseball Cards: A priest at Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh is facing criminal charges for allegedly stealing nearly $1,100 worth of baseball cards from a Walmart during multiple visits.


  • The Dashboard Python: In a classic "Welcome to Florida" moment, a woman in Coral Springs had to call the fire department after her pet python wedged itself deep inside her car's dashboard. Firefighters successfully removed the snake using socket wrenches.


  • White House Gate Crash: A driver was detained by the Secret Service after slamming a van into a security gate near the White House early Wednesday morning.


The Main Story: The AI Crutch & The Black Line/Blue Line Blur We have reached a point where people believe software must dictate how to be safe in the workplace. We explore the growing over-reliance on predictive technology and Artificial Intelligence. While technology is a useful tool, treating it as infallible gospel is dangerous. We discuss a real-world example of an AI tool confusing the fundamental concepts of "Work Imagined" (the black line) and "Work Performed" (the blue line) by flipping their definitions. Why have we become so dependent on tech that we can't function unless an algorithm tells us the correct way? Stop relying on a single digital source and start looking at the reality on the floor.


Music Licensing Information:

Artist Name: Forrest Taylor

Song Name: SOFT EYES

License #: 0630200964

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