Show Notes

Welcome to Freeform Friday, March 13, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, ready to unpack all the strange, serious, and chaotic events we missed earlier this week across the multiverse.


Here is what we are tracking today:

  • The KC-135 Refueling Crash: A major incident unfolded in western Iraq as a U.S. military refueling plane crashed during operations against Iran. U.S. Central Command confirmed the incident involved two aircraft—both Boeing KC-135 tankers. One crashed and is a total loss, while the other landed safely. The military ruled out hostile or friendly fire, though an Iran-backed militia group claimed responsibility.


  • Energy Crisis & Global Reserves: The International Energy Agency is planning to tap 400 million barrels of emergency oil reserves to combat surging prices caused by the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, warned that the key shipping route will remain closed as a "tool of pressure".


  • The Tariff Probes: The White House is attempting to revive President Trump’s tariff policies after the Supreme Court struck down his "liberation day" levies. Two new probes have launched—one investigating unfair trade practices in 16 countries and another investigating goods produced from forced labor in over 60 countries.


  • The R-Cup Growth Spurt: We dive into the world of the weird with the story of a 28-year-old woman in Scotland diagnosed with macromastia. Following a hormone-triggered growth spurt that caused her to jump 11 cup sizes in a single year, she now wears an R-cup and requires a back brace just to do daily chores.


  • The Taco Salsa Lawsuit: A German tourist had his $100,000 lawsuit thrown out after trying to sue a famous New York City taco restaurant because their salsa was "dangerously spicy". The judge tossed the case, noting the obvious: salsa is supposed to be spicy.


  • Dumpster Diving Gold: A TikTok creator went viral after finding approximately $1,000 worth of perfectly good groceries—including cheese, butter, and strawberries—discarded in a store dumpster.


  • The UFC & The FBI: The FBI is bringing in UFC fighters, including Justin Gaethje, to train agents in defensive tactics and fighting techniques at the FBI Academy.


Music Licensing Information:

Artist Name: St. Society

Song Name: Here We Go (Feat. TXSH)

License #: 5257697434

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