Thursday, February 26, 2026EP 1303: The Construct's Immune Response, Whataburger Brawls, & Stabbing the Simulation
Welcome to Thursday. We are broadcasting raw signal straight through the noise, but first, we have to navigate the high-entropy chaos of today's m...
Wednesday, February 25, 2026EP 1302: The Spreadsheet Simulation, Mortgage Kingdom, & The State of the Union
Welcome to Whip 'em out Wednesday. We survived the longest State of the Union address in history last night, and today we are sweeping up the mult...
Tuesday, February 24, 2026EP 1301: The Audit Simulation, AI Demons, & Hacking Away the Unessential
Welcome to the morning after. Yesterday, we hit 1300 episodes and burned down the safety cartel's velvet rope. Today, we are figuring out how to a...
Monday, February 23, 2026EP 1300: The Safety Cartel, Secret Societies, & Lethal Search Histories
One thousand. Three hundred. Episodes. We didn’t think the system would let us survive this long, so to celebrate hitting EP 1300, Jay Allen is pullin...
Friday, February 20, 2026EP 1299: Free Form Friday - Drunk Olympic Reporters, UFO Files, & Mr. Clean Quits
Welcome to Free Form Friday. No main story today, no heavy safety lectures—just Jay Allen in the Safety FM studios playing catch-up on the absolute ch...
Thursday, February 19, 2026EP 1298: The Weapon of Professionalism, Tone Policing, & Smart Underwear
When did we decide that it's better to be polite and dead than rude and alive? Jay Allen is back in the Safety FM studios to rip apart one of the ...
Wednesday, February 18, 2026EP 1297: Digital Fentanyl — Dashboards, Algorithms, and the Death of the Analog Voice
Stop refreshing your screen and listen to the signal. We are live from the Safety FM studios for Episode 1297, and today we’re pulling the plug on the...
Tuesday, February 17, 2026EP 1296 - Safety Ceremony: When the Masks Stay On
On this episode of The Rated R Safety Show, we move through the multiverse of safety, news, culture, and uncomfortable truth.We start with global head...
Monday, February 16, 2026EP 1295 – Sprinkles Under Pressure
On today’s episode of The Rated R Safety Show, we cover safety in the news, news in safety, and then dig into a main story that might make you a littl...
Friday, February 13, 2026EP 1294 – Friday the 13th, Files, and Freeform Fallout
It’s Friday the 13th, and the multiverse did not disappoint.From political firestorms and federal court rulings to immigration crackdowns, AI automati...
Thursday, February 12, 2026EP 1293 - The Illusion of Control
Episode 1293 of The Rated R Safety Show is a full-spectrum ride through chaos, politics, tragedy, absurdity — and finally, ego.We kick off inside the ...
Wednesday, February 11, 2026EP 1292 – Old Code and Systematic Uselessness
On this episode of the Rated R Safety Show, we continue the momentum from Episode 1291 — because if you’re running old code, it’s time to talk about w...
