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Thursday, April 30, 2026 EP 1344: The Hyperreal Hazard, The Oil Crisis, & The Chick-fil-A Mac & Cheese Heist

Welcome to Thursday, April 30, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth a...

Wednesday, April 29, 2026 EP 1343: The Safety Consultant Grift, Comey’s Seashell Indictment, & The KFC Drive-Thru Hack

Welcome to Wednesday, April 29, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth ...

Monday, April 27, 2026 EP 1341: The WHCD Attack, The SiriusXM/iHeart Merger, & The Corporate Safety Grift

Welcome to Monday, April 27, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, kicking off the week with infiltration on ...

Friday, April 24, 2026 EP 1340: Freeform Friday – Chainsaw Chases, The Weed Reclassification, & A Tiger in the Crowd

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 24, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. Productivity levels have official...

Thursday, April 23, 2026 EP 1339: The Radioactive Button, AI Bikini Influencers, & Grindr’s White House Party

Welcome to Thursday, April 23, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth a...

Wednesday, April 22, 2026 EP 1338: The "Shiny New Object" Syndrome, Tim Cook Exits Apple, & Sky Penises

Welcome to Wednesday, April 22, 2026! It’s Whip 'Em Out Wednesday, and we are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. To...

Tuesday, April 21, 2026 EP 1337: High School with Hardhats, Apple's Leadership Swap, & The Prom Wienermobile

Welcome to Tuesday, April 21, 2026—the day that is basically Monday wearing a fake mustache. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Or...

Monday, April 20, 2026 EP 1336: The Toxic Rainmaker, 1 Million Bees, & The Voice-Activated Car Toilet

Welcome to Monday, April 20, 2026! Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringin...

Friday, April 17, 2026 EP 1335: Freeform Friday – Pentagon Pulp Fiction, Insider Trading, & Ticketmaster's Defeat

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 17, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to wrap up the week and catch up ...

Thursday, April 16, 2026 EP 1334: The "No Eye-Rolling" Mandate, AI Robot Dogs, & Wegovy Black Tongue

Welcome to Thursday, April 16, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. Happy "National Wear Your Pajamas to...

Tuesday, April 14, 2026 P 1333: Paywall AI Jesus, White House McDelivery, & The "Overnight" Safety Consultant

Welcome to Tuesday, April 14, 2026, broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. We are bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth ac...

Monday, April 13, 2026 EP 1332: Managerial Brio, The Iran Blockade, & A $10 Judge Forgery

Welcome to Monday, April 13, 2026, broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. We are bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth acr...

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