Rated R Safety Show

Tuesday, March 17, 2026 EP 1316: Orthogonal Time, Deepfake Lawsuits, & The Burger King Coup

Welcome to Tuesday, March 17, 2026—Happy St. Patrick's Day! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, cutting throu...

Monday, March 16, 2026 EP 1315: The Invisible Shockwave, Free BMWs, & The Strait of Chaos

Welcome to Monday, March 16, 2026—Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, cutting through t...

Friday, March 13, 2026 EP 1314: Freeform Friday - Aerial Disasters, The Smuggled Sinkers, & R-Cup Reality

Welcome to Freeform Friday, March 13, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, ready to unpack all the strange, ...

Thursday, March 12, 2026 EP 1313: AI Reliance, The Blue Line Blur, & Energy Crisis Fallout

Welcome to Thursday, March 12, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you another unfiltered look at ...

Tuesday, March 10, 2026 EP 1311: The Airlock Myth, The Divine War Plan, & The Home Depot Scam

Welcome to Tuesday, March 10, 2026. We are broadcasting from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, catching up on everything happening across the...

Monday, March 9, 2026 EP 1310: The Silicon Snitch, The Stolen Ambulance, & Liability Laundering

Welcome to Monday, March 9, 2026. Hopefully, you've adjusted to the time change as we broadcast straight from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Fl...

Friday, March 6, 2026 EP 1309: Freeform Friday - Fired Secretaries, Popcorn Tomatoes, & The Ace Ventura Rhino

Welcome to Freeform Friday, March 8, 2026. Today we are ditching the traditional main story format to play catch-up on all the high-entropy chaos we m...

Thursday, March 5, 2026 EP 1308: Epic Fury Escalates, The Toilet Ads, & The Blood Money Pizza Party

Welcome to Thursday, March 5, 2026. We are broadcasting straight from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, across the multiverse.Here is what is...

Wednesday, March 4, 2026 EP 1307: Epic Fury's Fallout, The Georgia Verdict, & The Validation Loop

Welcome to Whip 'Em Out Wednesday, March 4, 2026. We are broadcasting raw signal straight through the high-entropy noise of the multiverse, breaki...

Tuesday, March 3, 2026 EP 1306: Operation Epic Fury Escalates, Friendly Fire, & The Morning Séance

Welcome to Tuesday, March 3, 2026. We are broadcasting raw signal straight through the high-entropy noise of the multiverse.Here is what is glitching ...

Monday, March 2, 2026 EP 1305: Operation Epic Fury, The 6th Street Attack, & The Root Cause Fairytale

Welcome to Monday, March 2, 2026. The weekend brought massive, unexpected shifts across the globe, and today we are breaking down the raw signal of wh...

Friday, February 27, 2026 EP 1304: Freeform Friday, Betting on Tragedy, & Liquidating Tooth Fairy Assets

Welcome to Freeform Friday. There is no main story today. Instead of dismantling the corporate Construct, we are sweeping up all the high-entropy nois...

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