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Tuesday, March 3, 2026 EP 1306: Operation Epic Fury Escalates, Friendly Fire, & The Morning Séance

Welcome to Tuesday, March 3, 2026. We are broadcasting raw signal straight through the high-entropy noise of the multiverse.Here is what is glitching ...

Monday, March 2, 2026 EP 1305: Operation Epic Fury, The 6th Street Attack, & The Root Cause Fairytale

Welcome to Monday, March 2, 2026. The weekend brought massive, unexpected shifts across the globe, and today we are breaking down the raw signal of wh...

Friday, February 27, 2026 EP 1304: Freeform Friday, Betting on Tragedy, & Liquidating Tooth Fairy Assets

Welcome to Freeform Friday. There is no main story today. Instead of dismantling the corporate Construct, we are sweeping up all the high-entropy nois...

Thursday, February 26, 2026 EP 1303: The Construct's Immune Response, Whataburger Brawls, & Stabbing the Simulation

Welcome to Thursday. We are broadcasting raw signal straight through the noise, but first, we have to navigate the high-entropy chaos of today's m...

Wednesday, February 25, 2026 EP 1302: The Spreadsheet Simulation, Mortgage Kingdom, & The State of the Union

Welcome to Whip 'em out Wednesday. We survived the longest State of the Union address in history last night, and today we are sweeping up the mult...

Tuesday, February 24, 2026 EP 1301: The Audit Simulation, AI Demons, & Hacking Away the Unessential

Welcome to the morning after. Yesterday, we hit 1300 episodes and burned down the safety cartel's velvet rope. Today, we are figuring out how to a...

Monday, February 23, 2026 EP 1300: The Safety Cartel, Secret Societies, & Lethal Search Histories

One thousand. Three hundred. Episodes. We didn’t think the system would let us survive this long, so to celebrate hitting EP 1300, Jay Allen is pullin...

Friday, February 20, 2026 EP 1299: Free Form Friday - Drunk Olympic Reporters, UFO Files, & Mr. Clean Quits

Welcome to Free Form Friday. No main story today, no heavy safety lectures—just Jay Allen in the Safety FM studios playing catch-up on the absolute ch...

Thursday, February 19, 2026 EP 1298: The Weapon of Professionalism, Tone Policing, & Smart Underwear

When did we decide that it's better to be polite and dead than rude and alive? Jay Allen is back in the Safety FM studios to rip apart one of the ...

Wednesday, February 18, 2026 EP 1297: Digital Fentanyl — Dashboards, Algorithms, and the Death of the Analog Voice

Stop refreshing your screen and listen to the signal. We are live from the Safety FM studios for Episode 1297, and today we’re pulling the plug on the...

Tuesday, February 17, 2026 EP 1296 - Safety Ceremony: When the Masks Stay On

On this episode of The Rated R Safety Show, we move through the multiverse of safety, news, culture, and uncomfortable truth.We start with global head...

Monday, February 16, 2026 EP 1295 – Sprinkles Under Pressure

On today’s episode of The Rated R Safety Show, we cover safety in the news, news in safety, and then dig into a main story that might make you a littl...

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