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Tuesday, April 21, 2026 EP 1337: High School with Hardhats, Apple's Leadership Swap, & The Prom Wienermobile

Welcome to Tuesday, April 21, 2026—the day that is basically Monday wearing a fake mustache. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Or...

Monday, April 20, 2026 EP 1336: The Toxic Rainmaker, 1 Million Bees, & The Voice-Activated Car Toilet

Welcome to Monday, April 20, 2026! Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringin...

Friday, April 17, 2026 EP 1335: Freeform Friday – Pentagon Pulp Fiction, Insider Trading, & Ticketmaster's Defeat

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 17, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to wrap up the week and catch up ...

Thursday, April 16, 2026 EP 1334: The "No Eye-Rolling" Mandate, AI Robot Dogs, & Wegovy Black Tongue

Welcome to Thursday, April 16, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. Happy "National Wear Your Pajamas to...

Tuesday, April 14, 2026 P 1333: Paywall AI Jesus, White House McDelivery, & The "Overnight" Safety Consultant

Welcome to Tuesday, April 14, 2026, broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. We are bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth ac...

Monday, April 13, 2026 EP 1332: Managerial Brio, The Iran Blockade, & A $10 Judge Forgery

Welcome to Monday, April 13, 2026, broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. We are bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth acr...

Friday, April 10, 2026 EP 1331: Freeform Friday – The Ceasefire Cracks, Melania Speaks, & The 96 Banana Bandits

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 10, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to wrap up the week and catch up ...

Thursday, April 9, 2026 EP 1330: The McDonald's Pivot, No Plan B for Artemis, & Sheep Botflies

Welcome to Thursday, April 9, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across...

Wednesday, April 8, 2026 EP 1329: The Florida "CUM" License Plate, C-Suite Egos, & The Iran Ceasefire

Welcome to Whip Them Out Wednesday, April 8, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, and we are kicking things ...

Tuesday, April 7, 2026 EP 1328: The Corporate Pipe Bomb, Artemis 2 Breaks Records, & Trump's Iran Ultimatum

Welcome to Tuesday, April 7, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth acr...

Monday, April 6, 2026 EP 1327: The Blueprint of the Obvious, F-15 Rescues in Iran, & Pug vs. Raccoon

Welcome to Monday, April 6, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across t...

Friday, April 3, 2026 EP 1326: Freeform Friday – Alien Breeding Programs, Artemis 2 Toilet Troubles, & The Uranium Heist

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 3, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to play catch-up on all the chaoti...

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